It Takes Two Review: Moe Gives It a 9.6 / 10

It Takes Two is the best co-op game ever made, and it's not a debate I'm interested in having. Hazelight built a game where every single level invents a new toy: one level you're magnets, then you're toys in space, then you're in a snow globe, then a garden throws you into a boss fight as a plant and a water hose. The game refuses to repeat itself for twelve straight hours.

You play a divorcing couple turned into dolls, which sounds like a therapy session and plays like a Pixar movie with better jokes. It needs two players, period. There's no solo mode, and that's the point: you will talk, you will argue about a jump puzzle, and you will high-five like idiots when you land it.

You will argue about a jump puzzle, and you will high-five like idiots when you land it.

The knocks are small: the Book of Love character will test your patience, and a couple of mini-games are filler. That's the whole list.

A 9.6. Grab your kid, your partner, your brother, whoever's on your couch. This is the one.